20 Kid-Friendly Halloween Jokes

Everyone loves a little spook on Halloween, but if you have young kiddos, silly may be better than scary. We’ve rounded up some of the cutest kid-friendly Halloween jokes that are sure to have your little ghouls in stitches.

1. Where do zombies trick-or-treat? 

Dead Ends.

2. What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert? 

I-scream!

3. What’s a witch’s favourite subject in school? 

Spelling!

4. What kind of jokes do skeletons tell? 

Humerus ones

5. How did one skeleton know the other skeleton was lying? 

He could see right through him.

6. What did one skeleton say to the other? 

You’re dead to me

7. Why did the skeleton climb the tree? 

Because the dog was after his bones.

8. When do skeletons laugh?

When something tickles their funny bone.

9. What do you call a skeleton who doesn’t work? 

Lazy bones.

10. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? 

Wrap music!

11. How do you make a witch itch? 

Take away the w.

12. What did the monster say to the vampire? 

You suck.

13. Why did the skeleton refuse to cross the road? 

He didn’t have any guts!

14. Where do ghosts buy Halloween candy?

At the ghost-ery store.

15. What’s a gremlin’s favourite cheese? 

Monster-ella.

16. How do you fix a broken Jack-o-Lantern? 

With a pumpkin patch.

17. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

18. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? 

Boo Boos.

19. How do witches style their hair?

With scare-spray!

20. What do you call a witch on the beach? 

A sand-witch!